Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
