their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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