Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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