Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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