yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
