How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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