Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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