Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I think I sprained my soul last night
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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