I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Randomize
