im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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