I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I think my fart just growled at me.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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