Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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