Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
ugly people sure do ruin things
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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