he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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