You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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