his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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