NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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