that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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