I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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