Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize