the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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