i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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