just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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