More tranny stories later!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
handjob tips. give me some.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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