Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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