have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
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