Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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