Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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