Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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