can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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