Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
