Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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