Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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