in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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