The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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