Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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