He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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