Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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