what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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