I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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