yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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