Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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