Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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