if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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