dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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