no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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