So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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