I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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