it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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