STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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