Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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