drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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