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He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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