it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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