She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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