Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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