guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Randomize
