# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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