As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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