I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I understand Curling. That high.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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