we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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