singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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