that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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